I don't care if nobody really reads it, I'm just bored
I had the strangest dream I have ever heard of, you have ever heard of, and anyone you know has ever heard of. This was a dream and is entirely factual (this really was the dream). Here it is. On worldwide television, Burger King told the world that they were having a contest of sorts. Go to a special booth at your local Burger King and give them a 3-pound paper bag to get a selection of prizes; a bunch of strangely golden chocolate bars, some strange magical staff, or one thousand bricks. What was in this 3-pound paper bag? Bird poop. How my subconsious came up with this I am not sure. In order to win this contest, I cheated. I filled a paper bag with purple Froot Loops and some kind of carrot cereal, and sealed the bag. I took it to the stand and got myself one thousand bricks, then took the bag of cereal and dumped it into a toilet, which made it overflow everywhere and I slipped on the cereal and was about to hit the ground, but just before I did, I woke up.
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